A shirt featuring a version of the trolley problem where the trolley is broken and has not run over the next set of people yet. The lever waits to be pulled while a man rushes to repair the trolley. You Are Contractually Obligated To Repair The Trolley. If you don't, your own family will starve from you losing your job, become homeless, or might even wind up on the tracks themselves. Do you repair it, or crush the owner of the line's skull in with the wrench?

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this shirt is going to feel like you're wearing a snug cloud. It's a unisex fit, so no matter which direction your body type leans, you're sure to like the way you look in this puppy. Lacking in polyester, it's not as breathable as our other shirts- so you won't need to wear an undershirt during warmer weather. But some of you wear shorts in winter, so who knows what you think is comfortable.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US depending on availability. Original design printed by Red Pawn