TREES AND SEAS

Every individual item purchased (not just every order) means a tree gets planted, and a pound of plastic is removed from the oceans.

ORDERS

I have encountered some delays over the past two weeks from personal and professional issues. Current fufillment time for orders is at around 8 WEEKS, so please reach out to me if you have not got your order yet. I am a one-man band doing everything that I can. Your patience is appreciated beyond measure!

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World War Three Loot

The end may be near. Tensions are rising. Things are heating up. Do you really want to be dropping Common tier loot when you succumb to the enemy at the gates? Hell no! You want to go out in style! Maybe you want the guy who loots your body to laugh, or perhaps feel the irresistible urge to mag dump you. I've got the whole spectrum here!

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Cherry™ Cases: Neanderthal™ Series

Featuring a two-piece construction designed to guarantee the safety of your digital lifeline. It could survive the Stone Age, so today shouldn't be a problem!

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CARE Packages!

Personalized gift boxes for your friends, love interests, or family!

CUSTOM CROCHET AVAILABLE!

My mom is cranking out bags, stuffed animals, hats, and more! Message me via chat or email to get the ball rolling!

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CROCHET POUCHES/BAGS

The MOLLE pouch is mostly a joke, but it's on my kit as sentimental loot for whoever claims my dogtags when WW3 hits. Beyond that, my momma makes excellent pouches and bags, complete with buttons, straps, ties, handles, greens, beans, tomatoes, etc.

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Cream of the Crop

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Let customers speak for us

from 144 reviews

Identity Patches: PMC Neco-Arc Group

Gabriel Hrominchuk
Identity Patches: PMC Neco-Arc Group
Identity Patches: PMC Neco-Arc Group

Amazing quality

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Rebel Patches: Guillotine Operator
Rebel Patches: Guillotine Operator

Great quality

D
Flag Patches: Made America Great
Flag Patches: Made America Great
Amazing plate carrier

The updated that came with this PC are top notch. The PC is really well built. The seller is transparent and communicative. All in all I would not think twice to buy and or refer this PC

D.
Chest Rig: "Vendetta" Multi-Purpose Plate Carrier with Farmer Armor Upgrades
Chest Rig: "Vendetta" Multi-Purpose Plate Carrier with Farmer Armor Upgrades
Order still hasn’t arrived

I can’t provide you with any reviews of your product as It hasn’t arrived yet. I can suggest you improve your shipping service as it has been 2 and a half months since I ordered my product and it still hasn’t arrived. I’m still hoping that you haven’t scammed me as I had bought these for my birthday.

Reece De Kock
Meme Patches: Weaponized Autism
Meme Patches: Weaponized Autism

Meme Patches: Boykissa

Drake Henry
Meme Patches: Boykissa
Meme Patches: Boykissa
Great Patch

High quality patch. Arrived just as advertised. Thank you!

Connor Brown
Meme Patches: Shadow Wizard Money Gang
Meme Patches: Shadow Wizard Money Gang
Anarchist bandana

I love it.
If you're gonna buy this, I recommend buying M or L size.

Aapo Norrbacka
Headwear: Anarchist Bandana
Headwear: Anarchist Bandana
Good quality

Really good quality and helped wrap up my cosplay

William Rife
Artsy Patches: Radioactive
Artsy Patches: Radioactive
They look really good

They look awesome GG guys

Noah Fara
Identity Patches: CIS
Identity Patches: CIS
Anarcho bandana

Absolutely first class product. Recommended

David Massey
Headwear: Anarchist Bandana
Headwear: Anarchist Bandana
Great Shop

The patches feel and look great. Nice and sturdy with plenty of options. The seller was easy to contact and very helpful. Definitely will keep an eye out for any new patches.

Ray Beckens
Meme Patches: Beatin' It
Meme Patches: Beatin' It
:3

:3

Reese Moore
Identity Patches: Good Pet
Identity Patches: Good Pet
10/10 would recommend!

I absolutely love the quality of the patch! Even with the long wait time after ordering I would say it’s worth it!

Anonymous
Meme Patches: Boykissa
Meme Patches: Boykissa

Proud to own such sweet merch

Tyler Schuck
Identity Patches: American Idiot
Identity Patches: American Idiot