TREES AND SEAS

Every individual item purchased (not just every order) means a tree gets planted, and a pound of plastic is removed from the oceans.

ORDERS

In case you haven't heard, a certain billionaire with an aftermarket phallus and hairline has reported to Texas that I am scary. Typical fulfillment times are still at 8 weeks, but things have been rough. Your patience is greatly appreciated as I work to get caught back up.

Criminally Good

Hey!
Recently, I (allegedly) spit in Elon Musk's face on Twitter. He got soooooo scared of me all the way in Bumf*ckistan, IN that the Indiana State Police skipped every step of a proper investigation, and instead, through me in county jail without bringing any charges against me, and without bond. After five days, my family managed to get me out, thanks to support from all of you guys and thousands more.
Let it be known that Red Pawn scared the richest man on the planet. What a giant p*ssy.
These items are priced much differently. That is because their entire profits will be used to cover legal fees and make up for the fact that Batteries Plus in Indiana is comprised of a bunch of sniveling, corporate dweebs and they fired me when I didn't show up to work on time after getting out of jail twelve minutes before my shift was supposed to start. They can s*ck me from the back. I am looking for a replacement job, but until that is secured, you guys are the only thing keeping my family fed- and I love you.
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World War Three Loot

The end may be near. Tensions are rising. Things are heating up. Do you really want to be dropping Common tier loot when you succumb to the enemy at the gates? Hell no! You want to go out in style! Maybe you want the guy who loots your body to laugh, or perhaps feel the irresistible urge to mag dump you. I've got the whole spectrum here!

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Cherry™ Cases: Neanderthal™ Series

Featuring a two-piece construction designed to guarantee the safety of your digital lifeline. It could survive the Stone Age, so today shouldn't be a problem!

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CARE Packages!

Personalized gift boxes for your friends, love interests, or family!

CUSTOM CROCHET AVAILABLE!

My mom is cranking out bags, stuffed animals, hats, and more! Message me via chat or email to get the ball rolling!

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CROCHET POUCHES/BAGS

The MOLLE pouch is mostly a joke, but it's on my kit as sentimental loot for whoever claims my dogtags when WW3 hits. Beyond that, my momma makes excellent pouches and bags, complete with buttons, straps, ties, handles, greens, beans, tomatoes, etc.

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Let customers speak for us

from 173 reviews
Item shipped to wrong address

My item was shipped to the wrong address… I’m looking through reviews and see many other people claiming the same thing. Still haven’t received anything after 3 months of a $187 order.

J Mac
Red Pawn Shop
great hoodie

sweet hoodie good material and comfortable

jesus christ
Unisex Hooded Top: RP Jesus
Unisex Hooded Top: RP Jesus
EXCELLENT

Love it. Worth every penny.

Barry Thomas
Unisex Jersey Top: German Main (War Thunder)
Unisex Jersey Top: German Main (War Thunder)
no complaints

is indeed a patch, good quality

MB T
Flag Patches: Free Palestine
Flag Patches: Free Palestine
Perfect!

No loose threads, colors are right, size is right

Miles McCorkendale
Identity Patches: The Combine
Identity Patches: The Combine
Exactly what I wanted

This patch was perfect, great quality and very helpful customer service!

Emily Klecka
Meme Patches: Ass Bro
Meme Patches: Ass Bro
Imp Patch

Patch was great quality, well made, clean lines. Minus problems with delivery services once product was shipped, arrived just in time to be sewn on day before Christmas. But very satisfied with product.

John M
Artsy Patches: IMP
Artsy Patches: IMP
Love my patch!

Love the patch, wish there was a Velcro option

Shannon Mauras
Artsy Patches: Dawn of the Quixote
Artsy Patches: Dawn of the Quixote
Qurtulush Yolida

Fantastic quality patch!!! Thank you!! Sen üchün, ey yurtimiz, bolsun pida bu janimiz.

İlyas
Flag Patches: East Turkestan
Flag Patches: East Turkestan
Perfect!

The patch is high quality and is even better in person. Thank you!

Ruby Farmer
Meme Patches: No Petting
Meme Patches: No Petting
Great patches, super slow service.

Patches are nicely made, well embroidered.
I wish they came with velcro sewed on though.
Processing was very slow. I waited over 3 months to get my 2 patches.

Rob
Meme Patches: Weaponized Autism
Meme Patches: Weaponized Autism
Colombia tshirt and mmiw patch

I friggin love this site and this seller. 10/10 products, customer service, shipping, 10/10’s all around. Wore the shirt to ‘Thanksgiving’ dinner and thankfully was received with nothing but laughs. Just got th patch onto my jacket and I love it so much. Thank you 1000x

Ember Clifford
Inclusive Patches: Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women
Inclusive Patches: Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women

Identity Patches: PMC Neco-Arc Group

Gabriel Hrominchuk
Identity Patches: PMC Neco-Arc Group
Identity Patches: PMC Neco-Arc Group

Amazing quality

D
Rebel Patches: Guillotine Operator
Rebel Patches: Guillotine Operator

Great quality

D
Flag Patches: Made America Great
Flag Patches: Made America Great
Customers rate us 4.4/5 based on 173 reviews.
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