TREES AND SEAS
Every individual item purchased (not just every order) means a tree gets planted, and a pound of plastic is removed from the oceans.
ORDERS
I have encountered some delays over the past two weeks from personal and professional issues. Current fufillment time for orders is at around 8 WEEKS, so please reach out to me if you have not got your order yet. I am a one-man band doing everything that I can. Your patience is appreciated beyond measure!
Your purchase removes 1 lb of plastic waste from the environment.
World War Three Loot
The end may be near. Tensions are rising. Things are heating up. Do you really want to be dropping Common tier loot when you succumb to the enemy at the gates? Hell no! You want to go out in style! Maybe you want the guy who loots your body to laugh, or perhaps feel the irresistible urge to mag dump you. I've got the whole spectrum here!
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Rebel Patches: The Rich
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Rebel Patches: Buy A Sword
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Unisex Short-Sleeve Top: Pounding Fathers
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Meme Patches: Ibuprofen
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Meme Patches: Greek Godhood
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Identity Patches: Rizz 'Em
Regular price $12.00Regular priceUnit price / per
Cherry™ Cases: Neanderthal™ Series
Featuring a two-piece construction designed to guarantee the safety of your digital lifeline. It could survive the Stone Age, so today shouldn't be a problem!
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Cherry™ Samsung Case: Neanderthal™ IED
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Cherry™ iPhone Case: Neanderthal™ IED
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Cherry™ Samsung Case: Neanderthal™- Acab Blue
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Cherry™ iPhone Case: Neanderthal™- Acab Blue
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Look at what we got!



CARE Packages!
Personalized gift boxes for your friends, love interests, or family!
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CARE Package: Curated Assortment of Random Essentials
Regular price From $25.00Regular priceUnit price / per$35.00Sale price From $25.00Sale

CUSTOM CROCHET AVAILABLE!
My mom is cranking out bags, stuffed animals, hats, and more! Message me via chat or email to get the ball rolling!

CROCHET POUCHES/BAGS
The MOLLE pouch is mostly a joke, but it's on my kit as sentimental loot for whoever claims my dogtags when WW3 hits. Beyond that, my momma makes excellent pouches and bags, complete with buttons, straps, ties, handles, greens, beans, tomatoes, etc.
Cream of the Crop
These are the most popular items we have- would you like to know more?
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Identity Patches: BoyKisser PMC
4.54 / 5.0
(13) 13 total reviews
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Identity Patches: Bite Risk
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Identity Patches: S.C.P. Insignia
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Identity Patches: OceanGate Naval Command (OG-NAVCOM)
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Identity Patches: G.I. Furry
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price $12.00Regular priceUnit price / per$15.00Sale price $12.00Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 153 reviewsNo loose threads, colors are right, size is right

This patch was perfect, great quality and very helpful customer service!

Patch was great quality, well made, clean lines. Minus problems with delivery services once product was shipped, arrived just in time to be sewn on day before Christmas. But very satisfied with product.

Love the patch, wish there was a Velcro option

Fantastic quality patch!!! Thank you!! Sen üchün, ey yurtimiz, bolsun pida bu janimiz.

The patch is high quality and is even better in person. Thank you!

Patches are nicely made, well embroidered.
I wish they came with velcro sewed on though.
Processing was very slow. I waited over 3 months to get my 2 patches.

I friggin love this site and this seller. 10/10 products, customer service, shipping, 10/10’s all around. Wore the shirt to ‘Thanksgiving’ dinner and thankfully was received with nothing but laughs. Just got th patch onto my jacket and I love it so much. Thank you 1000x

Identity Patches: PMC Neco-Arc Group

The updated that came with this PC are top notch. The PC is really well built. The seller is transparent and communicative. All in all I would not think twice to buy and or refer this PC

I can’t provide you with any reviews of your product as It hasn’t arrived yet. I can suggest you improve your shipping service as it has been 2 and a half months since I ordered my product and it still hasn’t arrived. I’m still hoping that you haven’t scammed me as I had bought these for my birthday.



Gun Stickers
I can turn your firearm (or airsoft gun) into a vinyl sticker for you to throw on your gear, your car, or laptop, or the back of your buddy's helmet.