TREES AND SEAS

Every individual item purchased (not just every order) means a tree gets planted, and a pound of plastic is removed from the oceans.

FULFILLMENT UPDATE

Hey everyone—just a heads-up: most orders are taking up to 12 weeks to fulfill right now. Between legal costs stacking up, bills that never take a day off, and the fact that my first priority is taking care of my kid, I’m doing my best to keep everything moving.

I can’t apologize enough for the delays, and I can’t properly express how much I appreciate your patience and support. If you’re considering placing an order, please feel free—I’ll keep fulfilling them right up until I get thrown in jail (hopefully not anytime soon).

I don’t always know exactly when each order will ship, but everything is in process and slowly working its way out the door. Thank you for understanding how hard it is to catch back up when you’re buried. Your support genuinely makes a difference.

For My Momma's Sake

I, personally, would much rather you fine comrades of mine just purchase something in order to donate to my cause. However, if all you got is a fiver, and you want to help me give Elon Musk the finger, I definitely need the help keeping up with the legal fees. If this is more your speed, please donate via This Link

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CUSTOM CROCHET AVAILABLE!

My mom is cranking out bags, stuffed animals, hats, and more! Message me via chat or email to get the ball rolling!

CROCHET POUCHES/BAGS

The MOLLE pouch is mostly a joke, but it's on my kit as sentimental loot for whoever claims my dogtags when WW3 hits. Beyond that, my momma makes excellent pouches and bags, complete with buttons, straps, ties, handles, greens, beans, tomatoes, etc.

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