TREES AND SEAS
Every individual item purchased (not just every order) means a tree gets planted, and a pound of plastic is removed from the oceans.
ORDERS
I have encountered some delays over the past two weeks from personal and professional issues. Current fufillment time for orders is at around 8 WEEKS, so please reach out to me if you have not got your order yet. I am a one-man band doing everything that I can. Your patience is appreciated beyond measure!
Your purchase removes 1 lb of plastic waste from the environment.
World War Three Loot
The end may be near. Tensions are rising. Things are heating up. Do you really want to be dropping Common tier loot when you succumb to the enemy at the gates? Hell no! You want to go out in style! Maybe you want the guy who loots your body to laugh, or perhaps feel the irresistible urge to mag dump you. I've got the whole spectrum here!
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Inclusive Patches: They/She Pronouns
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Identity Patches: Fireteam Blahaj
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Identity Patches: Antarctic Jungle Warfare Division
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Meme Patches: Diddy Party Ticket
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Identity Patches: Voter ID
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Unisex Short-Sleeve Top: Money in the Propaganda Stand, Michael
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Cherry™ Cases: Neanderthal™ Series
Featuring a two-piece construction designed to guarantee the safety of your digital lifeline. It could survive the Stone Age, so today shouldn't be a problem!
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Cherry™ Samsung Case: Neanderthal™ IED
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Cherry™ iPhone Case: Neanderthal™ IED
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Cherry™ Samsung Case: Neanderthal™- Acab Blue
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Cherry™ iPhone Case: Neanderthal™- Acab Blue
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Look at what we got!
CARE Packages!
Personalized gift boxes for your friends, love interests, or family!
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CARE Package: Curated Assortment of Random Essentials
Regular price From $25.00Regular priceUnit price / per$35.00Sale price From $25.00Sale
CUSTOM CROCHET AVAILABLE!
My mom is cranking out bags, stuffed animals, hats, and more! Message me via chat or email to get the ball rolling!
CROCHET POUCHES/BAGS
The MOLLE pouch is mostly a joke, but it's on my kit as sentimental loot for whoever claims my dogtags when WW3 hits. Beyond that, my momma makes excellent pouches and bags, complete with buttons, straps, ties, handles, greens, beans, tomatoes, etc.
Cream of the Crop
These are the most popular items we have- would you like to know more?
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Identity Patches: BoyKisser PMC
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Identity Patches: Bite Risk
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Identity Patches: S.C.P. Insignia
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Identity Patches: OceanGate Naval Command (OG-NAVCOM)
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Identity Patches: FBI
Regular price $12.00Regular priceUnit price / per$15.00Sale price $12.00Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 139 reviewsI can’t provide you with any reviews of your product as It hasn’t arrived yet. I can suggest you improve your shipping service as it has been 2 and a half months since I ordered my product and it still hasn’t arrived. I’m still hoping that you haven’t scammed me as I had bought these for my birthday.
High quality patch. Arrived just as advertised. Thank you!
I love it.
If you're gonna buy this, I recommend buying M or L size.
Really good quality and helped wrap up my cosplay
Absolutely first class product. Recommended
The patches feel and look great. Nice and sturdy with plenty of options. The seller was easy to contact and very helpful. Definitely will keep an eye out for any new patches.
I absolutely love the quality of the patch! Even with the long wait time after ordering I would say it’s worth it!
With rebellious intent I will wear this proud
Gun Stickers
I can turn your firearm (or airsoft gun) into a vinyl sticker for you to throw on your gear, your car, or laptop, or the back of your buddy's helmet.