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Unisex Jersey Top: German Main (War Thunder)

Unisex Jersey Top: German Main (War Thunder)

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A classic basketball jersey done in grey, white and black, the way almost all German uniforms were done during WW2. It has German Main with the Iron Cross on the front, with 1866 (when Prussia formed the North German Confederation) on the back. I thought it would be funny to treat War Thunder's dedicated players as if they were loyalists to a sports team. Nazis and Fascist suck big fat cocks and I have one for them if they ever run out of ones to chug the sperm out of. This is for people who play War Thunder and like the vehicles associated with Germany/the playstyle. Fash, Nazis, Wehraboos, etc can all get bent.

Do you need a basketball jersey for a company team, a local endeavor, or do you just really enjoy my parodies? Well, this motherfucker right here is made with recycled polyester fabric and is designed to keep you cool and dry even in the heat of competition. Style it as a streetwear piece or wear it to gym class to get either high-fives or kicks to the ass (depending on which jersey you bought).

• 100% recycled polyester fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.7 oz/yd² (160 g/m²)
• Two-way stretch fabric
• Moisture-wicking material
• Regular fit
• UPF50+ protection
• Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard and Global Recycled Standard (GRS) certified
• Blank components sourced from the USA, Latvia, the UK, or China, depending upon availability. Original design or corporate riff by Red Pawn
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