An embroidered patch featuring the words Chains and Whips Excite Me, a reference to the Rihanna song S&M and my fondness as an American for torturing my enemies. Plus, who doesn't like a little kink with their hoes? I know I can't garden without getting at least one kink in my hose. Anyways, you guys think that the newer generation interprets that song differently since everyone wears "chainz" and rides around in "whips"?

Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch to your ensemble! Our stylish, durable, and heat-resistant patches are perfect for airsofters, mil-sim enthusiasts, paintballers, security, and police who are trying to add a bit of flare or humor to their kits, or are looking for a unique way to express their individualism on the field.

Not into airsoft, paintball, or LARPing? These creative patches can serve as aesthetic additions to bags, jackets, pants, or any other accessory you can think of! We aim to be entertaining and inclusive when it comes to our products. We mean no offense to anyone with our designs.

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin. Hook-and-Loop attachments can be applied easily
• Blank product sourced from China, with original design by Red Pawn