A plastic water bottle with the words Femboy Milk. We all know what that would actually be. Thanks for the protein, sir!

Made from 50% recycled plastic, this Camelbak brand water bottle helps keep you hydrated, while cutting down on the amount of waste that makes its way to landfills. The material of the shell is resistant to stains, shattering, and odors (in case you put some femboy milk in there and forget about it, it won't draw attention), while also keeping your drinks fresh. The combination of the spill-proof lid and bite valve help to prevent leaks, even while the bottle is bouncing around on hikes or during outdoor events. This bottle’s extra large size is also suitable for any long gym, work, or training sessions in the field.

• 25 oz (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• BPA-free Eastman Tritan™ Renew 50% recycled material
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant body
• Spill-proof, screw-on lid with bite valve
• Single-finger carry-handle
• Original design or corporate riff by Red Pawn