A ceramic coffee mug with the words I Leak Classified Documents underneath a dripping water pipe and faucet. Another one for my War Thunder customers. The information revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Tired of using your parent's old coffee cup? Sick of turning it around so the chipped side doesn't touch your lips while you take your sips? Well, upgrade your morning coffee routine with one of these ceramic coffee mugs and have your own little piece of comfort to use for the next forty years while you wake up and get ready for another day of working for the man. Bring one of these to work and have a conversation starter, or a means of making sure nobody approaches you anymore- results may vary depending upon design and where you socialize.

• 100% Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe