A long mousepad featuring the words Absolute Degenerate in red and black letters with a red and black background. A popular patch design of mine, I figured a lot of the degeneracy of my customers probably takes place at the computer, if not behind the phone these days. So, here's your calling card, everyone. If you like the phrase or design, but want different colors, just reach out to me.

Large and in charge- this gaming mousepad will cover all of the available real estate on your desk and provide maximum comfort and durability during those long sessions of losing to 12 year old kids because you have a full-time job. The edges are double-stitched to make sure they don't come unraveled and the polyester surface is easy to clean (as long as you don't let it stain). The under-layer is non-slip and extra grippy (just like your girlfriend and her psych ward socks) meaning you won't have to worry about your aim training sending your mousepad flying out from under it.

• 100% polyester
• Rubber non-slip base
• Size: 36″ × 18″ (91.4 cm × 45.7 cm)
• Vibrant prints, long lasting
• High-quality edge stitching that doesn’t peel
• Non-slip surface
• Rounded edges
• Blank product sourced from Taiwan with original design or corporate riff by Red Pawn

Important: This product is not shipped to these countries: Albania, French Polynesia, Republic of Kosovo, New Caledonia, Réunion, Russia, South Africa, Ukraine.