A baseball/dad cap featuring the acronym FBI with the words Femboy Booty Inspector beneath it. We have the patches, so I felt it was about time I branch out into hats. Obviously, the first design had to be an FBI hat. Shirts are also a possibility, so keep checking back.

These twill hats are sturdy and comfortable, perfect for keeping the sun out of your eyes and advertising whatever obscene message you decided to put on your hat. Spin this bad boy around and you're instantly 32% more cool. Sadly, this Yankee comes with a brim.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh, depending on availability. Original design or barely legal riffs by Red Pawn