A baseball/dad cap featuring the words K9 Furry Handler, inspired by morale patch with a similar design. I personally am not a furry, but the psychology behind it holds up. People have dressed as animals ever since we started wearing their furs. Live and let live. Don't be a hater. If my wife wants to throw on cat ears and a tail with nothing else, you can bet your sweet ass I'm getting animalistic for her.

These twill hats are sturdy and comfortable, perfect for keeping the sun out of your eyes and advertising whatever obscene message you decided to put on your hat. Spin this bad boy around and you're instantly 32% more cool. Sadly, this Yankee comes with a brim.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh, depending on availability. Original design or barely legal riffs by Red Pawn