A headband featuring the phrases Peace on Earth and Free All Peoples in Arabic, with the classic uprising, revolutionary fist in the middle. Yes, I intentionally made it look like the Hamas headbands and kept the message in Arabic for the sole purpose of antagonizing the ignorant.

Those fighting occupation will never be perfect, nor will I support everything they do. War is nasty business, and fighting for your autonomy is a fight for your life, not a fight for glory or riches. However, nobody would need to be resisting occupation or oppression if there were not occupiers and oppressors to begin with.

This combination polyester/spandex headband is stretchy and soft for a comfortable fit around your noggin, no matter how big it is. Personally, I like using a headband when I'm mowing the lawn or playing virtual reality games so that my hair doesn't get in the way. But whether you're using it to work out, run around an airsoft field, or just want to keep your hair off your forehead while looking stylish, this headband is sure to meet your needs.

• Fabric composition: 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 6.78 oz/yd² (230g/m²)
• Moisture-wicking, for when it's hotter than Satan's dick outside
• Blank product components sourced from China, with original design or corporate riff by Red Pawn