A headband featuring the word TRASH over a blue and black background consisting of a jagged pattern. I keep seeing those ads for the JUNK Brand headbands, and I am just a sucker for parody. I really could not help myself on this one. Introducing the TRASH Brand headbands!

This combination polyester/spandex headband is stretchy and soft for a comfortable fit around your noggin, no matter how big it is. Personally, I like using a headband when I'm mowing the lawn or playing virtual reality games so that my hair doesn't get in the way. But whether you're using it to work out, run around an airsoft field, or just want to keep your hair off your forehead while looking stylish, this headband is sure to meet your needs.

• Fabric composition: 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 6.78 oz/yd² (230g/m²)
• Moisture-wicking, for when it's hotter than Satan's dick outside
• Blank product components sourced from China, with original design or corporate riff by Red Pawn