A tufted welcome/doormat with the phrase Did You Guys Put Your Back Plates In? emblazoned across the front of it. I've heard that a lot of SWAT officers and police in general don't put backplates in, especially when raiding a house. They're always counting on the body stack and the teamwork and expect most fire to come from the front.

Allow me to introduce to you the perfect welcome mat for anyone with a sense of humor. Made with Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber, it is perfect for outdoor use and also makes use of natural materials (always a plus in my book). The reverse side of the mat features a black vinyl backing for increased stability, and durability, and helps keep the mat right where you left it. I don't know which design you're picking, but it's sure to get a reaction from at least one demographic.

• One size: 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm)
• Material: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber
• Black vinyl backing
• Mainly for outdoor use
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts