A thick but lightweight sherpa blanket featuring the constellations of the Western Zodiac, with the stars connected to show their shape. Stars are dope, astrology is neat. I took a look at my demographics and realized I was missing out on the "slightly spiritual but hates religion" white women market, so I figured a fluffy astrology blanket might help pump those numbers up.

This baby will guide you right up the mountain to warmth and comfort. A mixture of polyester and sherpa fabric brings out the best in stain resistance and coziness. The smooth side is perfect for using as an accent piece in your living room by throwing it over the couch or loveseat. The reverse side is basically like you skinned a furry. It's soft as fuck and will keep you warm and toasty. There are three sizes available, so you can have a whole set for the family to share and use when you're indulging in movie nights. Careful though, the fuzzy side is not popcorn-friendly.

• Integral composition: 100% polyester fibers
• Fabric: 100% polyester (51.5% surface fabric, 48.5% sherpa fabric)
• Smooth side fabric: 6.49 oz/yd² (220g/m²), sherpa fabric: 7.08 oz/yd² (240g/m²)
• Blank product components sourced from Columbia and China, with original design or corporate riff by Red Pawn