A thick but lightweight sherpa blanket featuring a sketch of a fish, along with the words Born to Swim, But Nestle Owns The Water. Private property is pretty fucked up. The world is everyone's, including all of the bugs, fish, and birds that we keep trying to build dams and fences around.

This baby will guide you right up the mountain to warmth and comfort. A mixture of polyester and sherpa fabric brings out the best in stain resistance and coziness. The smooth side is perfect for using as an accent piece in your living room by throwing it over the couch or loveseat. The reverse side is basically like you skinned a furry. It's soft as fuck and will keep you warm and toasty. There are three sizes available, so you can have a whole set for the family to share and use when you're indulging in movie nights. Careful though, the fuzzy side is not popcorn-friendly.

• Integral composition: 100% polyester fibers
• Fabric: 100% polyester (51.5% surface fabric, 48.5% sherpa fabric)
• Smooth side fabric: 6.49 oz/yd² (220g/m²), sherpa fabric: 7.08 oz/yd² (240g/m²)
• Blank product components sourced from Columbia and China, with original design or corporate riff by Red Pawn