A tufted welcome/doormat with the phrase Come Back With A Warrant emblazoned across the front of it. Let the local Pig Department or ICE know what's up. Fuck the police.

Allow me to introduce to you the perfect welcome mat for anyone with a sense of humor. Made with Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber, it is perfect for outdoor use and also makes use of natural materials (always a plus in my book). The reverse side of the mat features a black vinyl backing for increased stability, and durability, and helps keep the mat right where you left it. I don't know which design you're picking, but it's sure to get a reaction from at least one demographic.

• One size: 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm)
• Material: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber
• Black vinyl backing
• Mainly for outdoor use
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts