An embroidered patch featuring the words Drury Lane Muffin Men around a pink-top muffin and two stars. A reference to the English nursery rhyme, and also my fondness for making fake unit patches. It's funny to me because it's like the "Muffin Men" are a secret Kingsman-type group and the phrase "Do you know them?" seems like a cryptic question. They always see their job all the way through (properly baked), and they're the cream of the crop that always comes out on top (muffin tops are obviously the centerpiece of the baked good).

Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch to your ensemble! Our stylish, durable, and heat-resistant patches are perfect for airsofters, mil-sim enthusiasts, paintballers, security, and police who are trying to add a bit of flare or humor to their kits, or are looking for a unique way to express their individualism on the field.

Not into airsoft, paintball, or LARPing? These creative patches can serve as aesthetic additions to bags, jackets, pants, or any other accessory you can think of! We aim to be entertaining and inclusive when it comes to our products. We mean no offense to anyone with our designs.

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin. Hook-and-Loop attachments can be applied easily
• Blank product sourced from China, with original design by Red Pawn