An embroidered patch featuring the words Tony Lazuto's Professional Greeters, along with a fedora hat and two generic pistols (I think they kind of look like a Beretta and a Walther mixed together, personally). If you haven't come across these comics, you're missing out. They got old pretty quick, in my opinion, but when they first few came around, they made me chuckle. I used to say it a lot on stream, too (on the rare occasions I got a kill).

Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch to your ensemble! Our stylish, durable, and heat-resistant patches are perfect for airsofters, mil-sim enthusiasts, paintballers, security, and police who are trying to add a bit of flare or humor to their kits, or are looking for a unique way to express their individualism on the field.

Not into airsoft, paintball, or LARPing? These creative patches can serve as aesthetic additions to bags, jackets, pants, or any other accessory you can think of! We aim to be entertaining and inclusive when it comes to our products. We mean no offense to anyone with our designs.

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin. Hook-and-Loop attachments can be applied easily
• Blank product sourced from China, with original design by Red Pawn