An embroidered patch featuring the words Local Politician Hunting Guild along with two crossed hunting knives and two crosshairs. Your politicians do not care about you. If they did, the system would not have allowed them to be elected. They only care until it starts to affect the power and stability of the system. As soon as that is threatened, they'll kill off, bribe, arrest, defame, or blackmail the opposition into submission. Democrats and Republicans alike are tools of the system that oppresses working people. Instead of tar and feather, I say we start scalping the culprits and hang their bodies from street lights. (All jokes of course, I'd never advocate for violence against violent people who have it coming and would have me killed without a second thought- that would be bad for some reason.)

Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch to your ensemble! Our stylish, durable, and heat-resistant patches are perfect for airsofters, mil-sim enthusiasts, paintballers, security, and police who are trying to add a bit of flare or humor to their kits, or are looking for a unique way to express their individualism on the field.

Not into airsoft, paintball, or LARPing? These creative patches can serve as aesthetic additions to bags, jackets, pants, or any other accessory you can think of! We aim to be entertaining and inclusive when it comes to our products. We mean no offense to anyone with our designs.

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin. Hook-and-Loop attachments can be applied easily
• Blank product sourced from China, with original design by Red Pawn