An embroidered patch featuring the words Muff Diver and Local 69, along with a set of snorkeling gear. I remember when DJ Khaled said that he doesn't go down on his wife. That shit is my favorite meal. I could eat a peach for fucking hours, man. I couldn't fathom not having the natural urge to just dive right into that splash park, tongue first. Make sure you properly love your woman. If you don't, someone else will. Anyways, I think sex workers should unionize and do something like this.

Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch to your ensemble! Our stylish, durable, and heat-resistant patches are perfect for airsofters, mil-sim enthusiasts, paintballers, security, and police who are trying to add a bit of flare or humor to their kits, or are looking for a unique way to express their individualism on the field.

Not into airsoft, paintball, or LARPing? These creative patches can serve as aesthetic additions to bags, jackets, pants, or any other accessory you can think of! We aim to be entertaining and inclusive when it comes to our products. We mean no offense to anyone with our designs.

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin. Hook-and-Loop attachments can be applied easily
• Blank product sourced from China, with original design by Red Pawn