An embroidered patch featuring a pig in a cop's hat, along with the words Local Police Department and PORK. All cops are bastards. Their job is to enforce all laws, regardless of their morality or constitutionality, and their job origins are slave-catchers and strike breakers, just rebranded as public servants to get the taxpayer to foot the bill for the tools of their own oppression. The functions of police would be better performed and a community better served by various specialist agencies who's training is on addressing social and economic issues that breed criminality. You know, as opposed to the roaming military force that is your average police department.

Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch to your ensemble! Our stylish, durable, and heat-resistant patches are perfect for airsofters, mil-sim enthusiasts, paintballers, security, and police who are trying to add a bit of flare or humor to their kits, or are looking for a unique way to express their individualism on the field.

Not into airsoft, paintball, or LARPing? These creative patches can serve as aesthetic additions to bags, jackets, pants, or any other accessory you can think of! We aim to be entertaining and inclusive when it comes to our products. We mean no offense to anyone with our designs.

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin. Hook-and-Loop attachments can be applied easily
• Blank product sourced from China, with original design by Red Pawn