An embroidered patch featuring the words Mail Time, a reference to Blue's Clues, and a pipe bomb, a reference to directed political violence. The two are not connected in any way and is merely a humorous patch intended to be edgy.

I was originally going to list out every Senator and Representative's publicly available addresses and contact information within this description. But, I realized a lot of problems are also extremely local. A complete list would be exhausting. So instead, I highly suggest you pay the following address a visit and find out which oligarch is selling your freedoms to the highest-bidding lobbying group. What you do with that information is entirely up to the reader. But, I, personally, am pretty close to going... postal.

https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative

Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch to your ensemble! Our stylish, durable, and heat-resistant patches are perfect for airsofters, mil-sim enthusiasts, paintballers, security, and police who are trying to add a bit of flare or humor to their kits, or are looking for a unique way to express their individualism on the field.

Not into airsoft, paintball, or LARPing? These creative patches can serve as aesthetic additions to bags, jackets, pants, or any other accessory you can think of! We aim to be entertaining and inclusive when it comes to our products. We mean no offense to anyone with our designs.

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin. Hook-and-Loop attachments can be applied easily
• Blank product sourced from China, with original design by Red Pawn