Meme Patches: White House Special Blend

An embroidered patch featuring a pile of inconspicuous white powder, a rolled up $100 bill, and the words White House Special. Every President breaks the law- it is the nature of the corrupt liberal democracy we live in. Hell, every President has partied in the White House. We all know that JFK was laying down that sweet coke-fueled pipe-age to Marilyn Monroe. I mean, Biden probably medically needs this shit to even function at all. Give a corpse enough cocaine, he'll at least walk around and drool a little bit. Trump was probably snorting Viagra while looking at his daughter's baby pictures. Bunch of crooks, criminals, and coke-heads, man.

Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch to your ensemble! Our stylish, durable, and heat-resistant patches are perfect for airsofters, mil-sim enthusiasts, paintballers, security, and police who are trying to add a bit of flare or humor to their kits, or are looking for a unique way to express their individualism on the field.

Not into airsoft, paintball, or LARPing? These creative patches can serve as aesthetic additions to bags, jackets, pants, or any other accessory you can think of! We aim to be entertaining and inclusive when it comes to our products. We mean no offense to anyone with our designs.

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin. Hook-and-Loop attachments can be applied easily
• Blank product sourced from China, with original design by Red Pawn