A grocery/shopping tote bag with a printed design, featuring a raised middle finger and the words Check This Receipt. I am getting really sick of having to stop in the middle of what I'm doing because Wal-Mart is worried about losing out on 1% of its profit. Don't want me stealing from self-checkout? Stop doing self-checkout and hire more cashiers and give everyone a raise. Otherwise, you should be grateful I'm just stealing a bit of food from your billions of dollars. I'd rather be showing up at the Walton Estates and just going ham on the joint like it's a god damn stress room or whatever the hell it is they call those places where stressed out tiny women go to beat up pieces of decor with a baseball bat.

Whether you are picking fresh fruits and vegetables at a local farm, carrying a bunch of snacks over to your friend's house on the back of your moped, or you're shoplifting from a major chain store or corporation- this bag can do what needs to be done. Constructed from an organic cotton and twill combination, the tote is environmentally friendly without sacrificing any quality or durability. Perfect for carrying groceries and not having to worry about paper or plastic waste, or having the bottom of the bag give out while you're making that single trip from the car to the house, with every single bag looped around your fingers and wrists.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• The fabric of this product is certified by OCS (Organic Content Standard) and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan (not that I care what PETA thinks)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, original design or corporate riff by Red Pawn