Going back to school, or need the CIA to easily spot you while you're working as an informant in a crowded space? Well, this sucker right here paints you as a target, clear as day. When a school shooter comes in, you can help him zero his rifle before he goes on to assault the rest of your classmates. Whether as a political statement or as a tone-deaf piece of fashion, be sure you have the confidence necessary to pull this off.

This medium size backpack is just what you need for lugging books around school, or keeping an extra change of clothes around for after-school sports. Hell, in a pinch, it would probably make for a decent Bug Out Bag. The pockets (including one for your laptop or a plate of Backpack Armor) give plenty of room for all your necessities, while the water-resistant material will protect them from the weather. The construction is lightweight, yet durable and comfortable.

• Made from 100% polyester
• Dimensions: H 16⅞" (42cm), W 12¼" (31cm), D 3⅞" (10cm)
• 9.56 oz/yd² (325 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20kg)
• Water-resistant material
• Large inside pocket with a separate compartment for a 15” laptop, front pocket with a zipper, and a hidden pocket with zipper on the back of the bag
• Top zipper has 2 sliders with zipper pullers
• Silky lining, piped inside hems, and a soft mesh back
• Padded ergonomic bag straps from polyester with plastic strap regulators
• Blank product components sourced from China, original design or corporate riffs by Red Pawn