A backpack featuring a duck and the words Sitting Duck on it. Going back to school and wanting to look like you care about nature? Bitches love ducks. Get a duck backpack and waddle with confidence into the new school year.

In reality, kids are just sitting ducks at school. When violence happens, they're the most common victims. Under no pretext should arms be surrendered, but Jesus, man. Something has to be done to keep kids safe from mass shooters. If you gotta pass a competence test to exercise your right to drive to a car, then you should have to pass a competence test to exercise your right to own and wield a firearm. I don't know what the solution is, but I know there is one that doesn't surrender our right to self-defense, that also preserves children's right to life.

This medium size backpack is just what you need for lugging books around school, or keeping an extra change of clothes around for after-school sports. Hell, in a pinch, it would probably make for a decent Bug Out Bag. The pockets (including one for your laptop or a plate of Backpack Armor) give plenty of room for all your necessities, while the water-resistant material will protect them from the weather. The construction is lightweight, yet durable and comfortable.

• Made from 100% polyester
• Dimensions: H 16⅞" (42cm), W 12¼" (31cm), D 3⅞" (10cm)
• 9.56 oz/yd² (325 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20kg)
• Water-resistant material
• Large inside pocket with a separate compartment for a 15” laptop, front pocket with a zipper, and a hidden pocket with zipper on the back of the bag
• Top zipper has 2 sliders with zipper pullers
• Silky lining, piped inside hems, and a soft mesh back
• Padded ergonomic bag straps from polyester with plastic strap regulators
• Blank product components sourced from China, original design or corporate riffs by Red Pawn