A hooded sweatshirt featuring the words Come And Take It, along with a Kalashnikov-pattern rifle and a Fudge Round instead of a star and cannon. That country-singer dude had all the soapbox he needed to bitch about real grievances, and then uses that raised platform to strike down at the people doing worse off than him, using the same propaganda spewed by the very machine he pretends to be criticizing. Those Fudge Round eaters are on your side of this fight, dumb ass.

Tired of your partner stealing your hoodie? Want something to wear that will make a statement, but also keep you all warm and snuggly? Let me introduce you to the baddest bitch in the hoodie game: this motherfucker right here. The cotton-polyester combination helps combat moisture while also retaining it's fluffiness. It's like wrapping yourself up in a pillow made of clouds. A ghillie suit of the finest furs. Plus, it is absolutely covered in propaganda. Doesn't really get better than that.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador depending on availability. Original design or corporate riff by Red Pawn