A hooded sweatshirt featuring a set of simple vampire fangs, along with the age-old military saying 'embrace the suck". Whether you're military, a monster fucker, or somewhere in between- this hoodie will keep you warm and cozy through the fall (the season and the fall of civilization).

Tired of your partner stealing your hoodie? Want something to wear that will make a statement, but also keep you all warm and snuggly? Let me introduce you to the baddest bitch in the hoodie game: this motherfucker right here. The cotton-polyester combination helps combat moisture while also retaining it's fluffiness. It's like wrapping yourself up in a pillow made of clouds. A ghillie suit of the finest furs. Plus, it is absolutely covered in propaganda. Doesn't really get better than that.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador depending on availability. Original design or corporate riff by Red Pawn