A hooded sweatshirt featuring the words The Garden Cannot Be Harmed, If The Gardeners Are Armed. Again, inspired by the militant Lorax meme, and also the "Warrior in a Garden" concept. The Earth is ours to care for. Every time I see a video of an animal resisting mankind on its own turf, I just want to teach them the fundamentals of firearms and guerilla warfare. But that can't happen, so it is up to us. I did not speak for the zebras, because I was not a zebra. I did not speak for the whales, for I was not a whale. I did not speak for the trees, for I was not a tree. I did not speak for the water, because mine came in bottles. I did not speak for the air, because mine came conditioned. I did not speak for the world, for I did not see myself as part of it.

Are we all really going to sit around while 100 companies, thirteen people, and the US military kill our planet and its beautiful bounty? There are no defenders of the realm of man except man itself. We have no Gilgamesh, no Perseus, no Heracles- there are no heroes. There is no Odin or Thor to vanquish evil. There is no Jesus to condemn these devils. There is no Buddha, to enlighten them and make them change their ways. There is no appeal to reason or emotion that will change their course. The only language they speak or listen to is violence- and their manifest is etched into every layer of society and aspect of life on Earth. Sure, some of your lives are good. But everyone's can be better. We have to take it though. They will not give it to us.

Tired of your partner stealing your hoodie? Want something to wear that will make a statement, but also keep you all warm and snuggly? Let me introduce you to the baddest bitch in the hoodie game: this motherfucker right here. The cotton-polyester combination helps combat moisture while also retaining it's fluffiness. It's like wrapping yourself up in a pillow made of clouds. A ghillie suit of the finest furs. Plus, it is absolutely covered in propaganda. Doesn't really get better than that.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador depending on availability. Original design or corporate riff by Red Pawn