Doe size matter? Well, it's pretty damn difficult to cross the Atlantic in a row boat. That's why we've spent over 69 years traversing the globe and refining our snake oil to ensure that our beverages are smooth going down but dicks like a mule. Whether you're going to be up all night gaming with the boys, or you need a dick me up to get you ran through the day, Big Dick Energy is guaranteed to perk you up.

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this shirt is going to feel like you're wearing a snug cloud. It's a unisex fit, so no matter which direction your body type leans, you're sure to like the way you look in this puppy. Lacking in polyester, it's not as breathable as our other shirts- so you won't need to wear an undershirt during warmer weather. But some of you wear shorts in winter, so who know what you think is comfortable.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US depending on availability. Original design printed by Red Pawn