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Unisex Short-Sleeve Top: Uranus Chocolate Company

Unisex Short-Sleeve Top: Uranus Chocolate Company

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Sourced from the severely under-exploited Amazon Rainforest, all-natural cocoa beans are ground up and compressed through a carefully-designed lubricated tube right in-house at our own factories stateside! Once the chocolate is done passing through the tube and out of the chute, we scrape it up and shape it into whatever recipe you're after. Whether it's our Around the Corner Fudge, our Let Them Eat snack cakes, or our all-time favorite- Herschel's Squirts, we guarantee we have your favorite way to eat shit and die!

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this shirt is going to feel like you're wearing a snug cloud. It's a unisex fit, so no matter which direction your body type leans, you're sure to like the way you look in this puppy. Lacking in polyester, it's not as breathable as our other shirts- so you won't need to wear an undershirt during warmer weather. But some of you wear shorts in winter, so who know what you think is comfortable.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US depending on availability. Original design printed by Red Pawn
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