A shirt featuring a guillotine, slightly overgrown from lack of use, carrying the remnants of a kiss, left for longing. Above the guillotine is a banner that reads 'A Modest Proposal". When the poor have nothing to eat, nothing to wear, and nowhere to sleep it becomes every scoundrel's duty to pull the elites from their cozy villas and penthouses and beat them upon their own doorsteps. There is nowhere to spit in the home of a rich man, except his face.

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this shirt is going to feel like you're wearing a snug cloud. It's a unisex fit, so no matter which direction your body type leans, you're sure to like the way you look in this puppy. Lacking in polyester, it's not as breathable as our other shirts- so you won't need to wear an undershirt during warmer weather. But some of you wear shorts in winter, so who know what you think is comfortable.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US depending on availability. Original design printed by Red Pawn