A shirt featuring the words I Took A Vow To Not Add Or Subtract From The Population; If You Make Me Kill You, I'll Have To Fuck Your Mother To Balance Things Out. I was just thinking about the old R&R advice whenever military personnel go on leave: they get told to not add or subtract from the population. Hur hur hur, they all think they're original with that one. But I thought this would be funny to put on a shirt, and I can put stuff on shirts, so. It's on a shirt.

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this shirt is going to feel like you're wearing a snug cloud. It's a unisex fit, so no matter which direction your body type leans, you're sure to like the way you look in this puppy. Lacking in polyester, it's not as breathable as our other shirts- so you won't need to wear an undershirt during warmer weather. But some of you wear shorts in winter, so who knows what you think is comfortable.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US depending on availability. Original design printed by Red Pawn