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Unisex Short-Sleeve Top: Springfield P*ssy-Eating Champion

Unisex Short-Sleeve Top: Springfield P*ssy-Eating Champion

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A shirt featuring a parody of a food-eating competition shirt, using the words Pussy-Eating Champion, Springfield Ohio in a circle around an icon depicting the State of Ohio with a cat icon embedded within it. This is a reference to both oral sex (and me being the best at it) and the hoax/xenophobic bait concerning the consumption of pets by Haitian immigrants in Ohio.

A city of 50k cannot support an influx of 20k people? That causes problems regardless of race, culture, or political ideology. Sounds like neoliberal capitalists are failing to meet the needs of the people or the needs of the refugees created by Western imperialism from the last three hundred years. Will they fix the infrastructure and social programs, build housing, create jobs or do anything productive? No, the establishment will use anything and everything as a means of division. Keep the working class divided by color and creed, and we are much easier to oppress. Defeat in detail.

Did you know Haiti had to pay back reparations to France for their revolution, to compensate for the lost profit from the enslaved and the plantations they worked? It wasn't paid off until like 2017 or something. Just mentioning that for no reason.

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this shirt is going to feel like you're wearing a snug cloud. It's a unisex fit, so no matter which direction your body type leans, you're sure to like the way you look in this puppy. Lacking in polyester, it's not as breathable as our other shirts- so you won't need to wear an undershirt during warmer weather. But some of you wear shorts in winter, so who know what you think is comfortable.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US depending on availability. Original design printed by Red Pawn
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