A shirt featuring my own personal attempt at those cringey, seemingly computer-generated Facebook-mom-needing-gift-ideas-for-the-son-she-doesn't-connect-with-anymore shirt designs. Watch out, haters, this guy's a _______ and that means _______. Seriously though, I am glad I can find the time for my family, my woman's g-spot, and the damn L3/R3 buttons on the controller. Finally, all three of them.

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this shirt is going to feel like you're wearing a snug cloud. It's a unisex fit, so no matter which direction your body type leans, you're sure to like the way you look in this puppy. Lacking in polyester, it's not as breathable as our other shirts- so you won't need to wear an undershirt during warmer weather. But some of you wear shorts in winter, so who knows what you think is comfortable.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US depending on availability. Original design printed by Red Pawn