A shirt featuring a fake review by Archduke Franz Ferdinand for Uber/Lyft, claiming the ride was horrible. If you don't get this joke, please open a book.

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this shirt is going to feel like you're wearing a snug cloud. It's a unisex fit, so no matter which direction your body type leans, you're sure to like the way you look in this puppy. Lacking in polyester, it's not as breathable as our other shirts- so you won't need to wear an undershirt during warmer weather. But some of you wear shorts in winter, so who knows what you think is comfortable.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US depending on availability. Original design printed by Red Pawn