Adult/Mature

Artsy Patches: Bricked Up

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Artsy Patches: Bricked Up

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Identity Patches: Pillow Royalty

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Identity Patches: Pillow Royalty

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Drinkware: "Femboy Milk" Bottle

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Drinkware: "Femboy Milk" Bottle

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Artsy Patches: Gagged

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Artsy Patches: Gagged

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Identity Patches: Rough Rider

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Identity Patches: Rough Rider

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Identity Patches: Pillow Prince

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Identity Patches: Pillow Prince

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Identity Patches: Cunnilingus

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Identity Patches: Cunnilingus

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Meme Patches: Turkey Stuffer

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Meme Patches: Turkey Stuffer

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Meme Patches: Maple Syrup Footjob

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Meme Patches: Maple Syrup Footjob

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Meme Patches: Embrace the Suck

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Meme Patches: Embrace the Suck

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Homestuff: "Plap" Pillow

Homestuff: "Plap" Pillow

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Cooking Apron: Pork Roast

Cooking Apron: Pork Roast

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Meme Patches: Eye Fucking

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Meme Patches: Eye Fucking

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Artsy Patches: Da Booty

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Artsy Patches: Da Booty

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Identity Patches: Papi

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Identity Patches: Papi

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Identity Patches: El Padre

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Identity Patches: El Padre

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Inclusive Patches: Asexuality Is Valid

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Inclusive Patches: Asexuality Is Valid

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Unisex Short-Sleeve Top: NatPorno

Unisex Short-Sleeve Top: NatPorno

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Creative Stickers: Wash Your Dirty Mind

Creative Stickers: Wash Your Dirty Mind

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Unisex Short-Sleeve Top: Pounding Fathers

Unisex Short-Sleeve Top: Pounding Fathers

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Meme Patches: Tactical Insertion

Meme Patches: Tactical Insertion

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Meme Patches: DOMinos

Meme Patches: DOMinos

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Identity Patches: DEA

Identity Patches: DEA

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Identity Patches: Daddy Issues

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Identity Patches: Daddy Issues

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Frequently Ax'd Questions

How long does shipping take?

It typically takes me three days to fulfill an order, and then about seven days for shipping. However, depending on order volume and what contracts I am fulfilling, that time can increase exponentially to four or five weeks. I highly recommend you check the top of the page for the most recent shipping estimates, or message me with the Chat option to get an update on your order.

Do you do custom/bulk orders?

Absolutely. If you need gear for a team or merch for an event, I will be more than happy to hook you up!

Do you provide discounts for Law Enforcement?

I actually will charge you 40% more if you're a cop- that will get donated to women's shelters and anti-racist organizations.

Can we work with you?

As long as our morals are not antithetical to each other, I am open for cooperation. The smaller your operation, the more willing I am to work with you. I do my best to avoid working with major corporations where possible- but I will leap at the opportunity to work with fellow small businesses and creators/artists.

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