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Packs: "Shoplifter" Organic Tote Bag

Packs: "Shoplifter" Organic Tote Bag

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Meme Patches: Paid Protester

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Meme Patches: Paid Protester

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Identity Patches: Pillow Prince

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Identity Patches: Pillow Prince

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Identity Patches: Salem Crematorium

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Identity Patches: Salem Crematorium

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Headwear: "Christmas Veteran" Baseball Cap

Headwear: "Christmas Veteran" Baseball Cap

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Identity Patches: Just the Green Tip

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Identity Patches: Just the Green Tip

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Unisex Short-Sleeve Top: Nuclear Rizz

Unisex Short-Sleeve Top: Nuclear Rizz

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Homestuff: "Plap" Pillow

Homestuff: "Plap" Pillow

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Packs: "On Target" Medium Backpack

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Packs: "On Target" Medium Backpack

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Cooking Apron: Pork Roast

Cooking Apron: Pork Roast

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Meme Patches: Send It!

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Meme Patches: Send It!

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Identity Patches: Stanford Prison Riot Control

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Identity Patches: Stanford Prison Riot Control

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Artsy Patches: Kite Surfer

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Artsy Patches: Kite Surfer

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Meme Patches: Same Shit, Different Day

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Meme Patches: Same Shit, Different Day

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Medical Patches: Medic Bait

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Medical Patches: Medic Bait

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Meme Patches: Eye Fucking

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Meme Patches: Eye Fucking

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Flag Patches: Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

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Flag Patches: Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

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Flag Patches: Russian Federation

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Flag Patches: Russian Federation

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Artsy Patches: Da Booty

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Artsy Patches: Da Booty

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Rebel Patches: F the UN

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Rebel Patches: F the UN

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Meme Patches: Take This

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Meme Patches: Take This

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Meme Patches: Boneworker

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Meme Patches: Boneworker

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Artsy Patches: Eye of the Tiger

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Artsy Patches: Eye of the Tiger

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Identity Patches: Science, Bitch!

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Identity Patches: Science, Bitch!

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It typically takes me three days to fulfill an order, and then about seven days for shipping. However, depending on order volume and what contracts I am fulfilling, that time can increase exponentially to four or five weeks. I highly recommend you check the top of the page for the most recent shipping estimates, or message me with the Chat option to get an update on your order.

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Do you provide discounts for Law Enforcement?

I actually will charge you 40% more if you're a cop- that will get donated to women's shelters and anti-racist organizations.

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As long as our morals are not antithetical to each other, I am open for cooperation. The smaller your operation, the more willing I am to work with you. I do my best to avoid working with major corporations where possible- but I will leap at the opportunity to work with fellow small businesses and creators/artists.

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