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Artsy Patches: Ingest Booty

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Artsy Patches: Ingest Booty

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Unisex Short-Sleeve Top: ST/CK Weapon System

Unisex Short-Sleeve Top: ST/CK Weapon System

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Cooking Apron: Born to Grill

Cooking Apron: Born to Grill

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Headwear: "Hemisphere" TRASH Headband

Headwear: "Hemisphere" TRASH Headband

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Headwear: "Meander" TRASH Headband

Headwear: "Meander" TRASH Headband

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Headwear: "Fireflies" TRASH Headband

Headwear: "Fireflies" TRASH Headband

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Headwear: "Topographic" TRASH Headband

Headwear: "Topographic" TRASH Headband

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Headwear: "Sherbet" TRASH Headband

Headwear: "Sherbet" TRASH Headband

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Identity Patches: Shit-Postmaster General

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Identity Patches: Shit-Postmaster General

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Unisex Short-Sleeve Top: Malito '24

Unisex Short-Sleeve Top: Malito '24

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Identity Patches: Captain Obvious

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Identity Patches: Captain Obvious

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Unisex Hooded Top: Guard the Garden

Unisex Hooded Top: Guard the Garden

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Identity Patches: Filthy Casual

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Identity Patches: Filthy Casual

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Artsy Patches: Armed Gardener

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Artsy Patches: Armed Gardener

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Artsy Patches: Zebra Stripe

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Artsy Patches: Zebra Stripe

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Labor Day Hoodie: Life Is Everyone's

Labor Day Hoodie: Life Is Everyone's

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Packs: Emergency Tac-Sac

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Packs: Emergency Tac-Sac

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Packs: Medical Tac-Sac

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Packs: Medical Tac-Sac

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Packs: Polycam Tac-Sac

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Packs: Polycam Tac-Sac

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Packs: Woodland Tac-Sac

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Packs: Woodland Tac-Sac

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Identity Patches: Putin's Air Traffic Control

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Identity Patches: Putin's Air Traffic Control

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Identity Patches: Homeguard Special Forces

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Identity Patches: Homeguard Special Forces

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Rebel Patches: Red Tabby

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Rebel Patches: Red Tabby

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Unisex Hooded Top: Bad Weather

Unisex Hooded Top: Bad Weather

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It typically takes me three days to fulfill an order, and then about seven days for shipping. However, depending on order volume and what contracts I am fulfilling, that time can increase exponentially to four or five weeks. I highly recommend you check the top of the page for the most recent shipping estimates, or message me with the Chat option to get an update on your order.

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Absolutely. If you need gear for a team or merch for an event, I will be more than happy to hook you up!

Do you provide discounts for Law Enforcement?

I actually will charge you 40% more if you're a cop- that will get donated to women's shelters and anti-racist organizations.

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As long as our morals are not antithetical to each other, I am open for cooperation. The smaller your operation, the more willing I am to work with you. I do my best to avoid working with major corporations where possible- but I will leap at the opportunity to work with fellow small businesses and creators/artists.

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